Monthly Archives: September 2019
Dumpster Fire: Life Advice
Real advice for desperate people: It’s not good advice – it’s just advice.
I asked a few of my Facebook followers to provide me with some questions & problems that they were in dire need of assistance with. I decided to share this advice with everybody so I never have to repeat anything again in the future.
Question: My wife and sister argue non-stop at every gathering we go too. We have to invite both of them or there will be even more drama. What can we do to get them to stop?
Answer: It really boils down to who do you like better? Do you like your wife or your sister? If the whole family takes a vote and decided who is more likable, the winner will be the one invited to all future family functions. The loser will be disowned. If you just want to disqualify somebody without a vote, just research to see if your sister is adopted and problem solved.
Question: My child is extremely addicted to their IPAD and I have no idea what to do.
Answer: Hide the IPAD in an undisclosed location while they are asleep. When your little angel wakes up and throws a bitch fit, spray them with a power washer. You might have to do this for several days until they get their attitude in check.
Question: I have serious road rage. I hate being cut off and I just get in a blind fury. Will drugs help me?
Answer: I’m sure drugs will help you and keep the roads safer. (But if you were that prick behind me this morning, laying on the horn, you can fuck off.)
Question: I am addicted to male porn but I am not gay. I’m ashamed to admit it but sausage parties turn me on.
Answer: You probably are gay with a serious porn addiction. I would not feel bad about it though because the world is filled with freak shows. If you just go ahead and announce on Facebook, everybody will know and be aware of it. The first few days, you will be mocked non stopped or defriended but after that, everybody will forget or not care. Good luck.
Second Life: Is it fall yet?
Credits:
Head: Catwa Lona (Bento)
Body: Maitreya Lara
Skin: Pumec (From a Gacha inside the store)
Eyes: Catwa Eyes
Eye Appliers: Euphoric Riri
Hair: [RA] Britney Hair (Recolor) – Browns
Ears: L’Etre – Streched mesh ears
Eyeshadow: Bossie – Doll
Lip gloss: LUXREBEL – Rose Glossy Lipstick (Catwa)
Necklace: Kibitz – Saralie’s necklace collection – gold
Jumper: .BF. Lona Romper Orange
IPAD Time Waster: Shedder Simulator Games
Shedder Simulator Games
Genre: Tearing shit up
Summary: Putting items in the shedder and watch it destroy things and make weird noises.
Thoughts:
I have not played this because I feel like in 2 minutes; I will be bored to death. As I said in the summary, you just put various objects into a shedding machine. Judging by the picture, the developer offers a lot of things that you can just toss into the shredder even a bowling ball! (WOW) I seriously doubt they offer anything cool like a cucumber or human body parts. It looks like the graphics are sub-par at best but I’m sure the sound effects would be over the top amazing. I also read some of the best reviews for a game on here. Players were getting super detailed about how the items should drop down the shedder which I found fascinating that somebody would take the time out of their busy day to write that review.
Recommend:
Probably not but read the reviews.
IPAD Time Waster: Avakin Life
Avakin Life
Genre: Social
Summary: You have an avatar in which you use to socialize with other people.
Thoughts:
I thought this was a pretty decent game especially if you are into socializing with other human beings. I did not find the avatars all that great looking and noticed if you wanted to change your look, it would cost some money. At that point, I was just like “Fuck it,” I’ll be ugly. You do start out with an apartment which was unfurnished. I did somehow get a free unicorn and a dog but I am unsure how I did that. There seemed to be a ton of places to venture off too (Bars, parks, etc) and several events that were also going on. My first journey was at a bar because I wanted to know if my avatar could get drunk. I could not figure out how to order anything and then realized that probably cost cash too. So then, I went to a dog park. I left my dog at home though. Time was well spent at the park because I met my first friend, Martin. (He was wearing a ball gag but seemed very nice) He encouraged me to find a job after I explained to him that I needed a lot of cash to get drunk. I asked him what kind of jobs were available to a person of my quality. I told him my interests were stripping and coupon clipping. He said he would help me find my dream job. That was exciting news, I had a new friend and would soon be employed and making lots of cash. After our serious employment chat, I asked Martin to be my mail order bride. I had to log after that so hopefully, he says yes soon.
Recommend:
I would recommend this game because it is casual and relaxing. There was no goal to the game other than finding friends. My only real issue was camera movement and walking. This is a personal issue because I’m really bad at reading directions.
Second Life: Everytime, I see you.
I’m so excited I won this give away from Euphoric on Facebook! I won new eye appliers for my Genus Eyes!
I own a lot of eyes from Euphoric. I just think they are amazing and beautiful but most of them are for my Catwa Eyes. So it’s nice to have some for my Genus Eyes.
Check out the Euphoric Main Store.
Credits: (See Landmark Page on the top menu for links)
Eyes: .euphoric ~Deep Love Eyes Collection~[Genus] Fatpack
Head: GENUS Project – Genus Head – Baby Face W001 – Mocap
Body: Maitreya Lara
Skin: #7 [PUMEC] – ZARA – MARCH — GENUS app.
Hair: Foxy – Plush Hair (Natural Ombre) (Found this today at the Kustom 9 event)
Dress: _CandyDoll_ Cara Dress Nude
Second Life: Missing Inventory Resolved!
Update
I did get all my inventory back. I did not receive any help from Second Life though. I am on the Firestorm Viewer so I decided to check the official SL viewer and see if my inventory showed up there and it actually did. So I uninstalled the Firestorm viewer and reinstalled it. I logged back in and still no inventory. So I did a google search and found this:
https://wiki.firestormviewer.org/fs_missing_inventory
I decided to clean out my cache (all of it) and then logged back in. Viola! Inventory is back!
If you have this issue, that is my first suggestion is to clear the cache.
In Firestorm, this is under preferences: network & files and then the tab that says “Directories.”
Second Life: 30K inventory items missing
I was going to blog more this week but noticed about 30,000 items missing from my inventory. All the folders are there just the items are missing. So most of my skins, eyes ,clothes and hair are all gone. I thought it was some glitch at first but noticed the glitch never fixed it’s self. I put in a help ticket in yesterday and no answer. I got a few things re-delivered but all my gacha stuff is gone and no way to get it back. 😦
It is a little disheartening.
Second Life: Pet Peeves – A Rant!
This is a rant blog because I am so annoyed at several things that constantly happen at events. (See below credits)
Credits:
Head: Catwa Lona Bento
Hair: DOUX – Mineko hairstyle [DELUXE HUD]
Skin: Pumec (This is a skin from a gacha machine instead the store. I don’t believe it has a name)
Body: Maitreya Lara
Eyes: Catwa
Eye Appliers: .euphoric ~Riri Eyes Applier ~[Catwa]
Lip Gloss: Update Finally figured out the lip gloss I always wear. I’ll update the landmarks page too. LUXREBEL – Rose Glossy Lipstick (Catwa)
Dress: .::Dead Dollz::. Roxanne Dress – Blush (unpacked)
Rings: .pt. deity ring – delux – gal
Rant!
For the love of God, why..why …Do I always see this at events?
- Please, just give the person the demo when they click on it. Stop with the unpacking and unpacking again. Lord Almighty! I just want to try on your product. Just give it to me without unpacking anything. It’s laggy for FFS!
- Please, do not slap “Demo” across the avatars face when trying on a demo. (Unless it’s a skin) I need to see how the hair or whatever looks with my face and if there is a big ass mesh demo in the face area…you just end up pissing customers off. I’m not promoting anybody’s product but picture below is somebody that has done a good job with their demo – see how the face is visible? Please, do that.
- Stop making the demo container so small, it’s hard for somebody to find especially if they are camming from another sim! If you make hair – just make your promotional picture the place where your demo is at. It’s pretty much standard that people will click that picture and it is super easy to find.
- Please, you make wonderful products and I just want to try them – help me out here!!
/End Rant.
Ipad Time Waster Games: Dream Daddy
Dream Daddy – A Dad Dating Simulator
Genre: Roleplaying and complete & utter fantasy
Summary: A Dad Dating Simulator where you play a dad with daughter, who recently just moved into town. Of course, the first thing a dad wants to do is romance other hot dads!
Thoughts:
I have not played this game and probably never will because this screams hot mess to me. I’m also not interested in unrealistic role-play no matter how cool the outfits are. Oddly, this game has a high rating too. It looks like you can build your dad with different looks and then meet random men at various locations. I’m assuming to hook up. The examples of dads (Picture below) does not appeal to me. We have what looks like a vampire, a frat boy and a dirty bike mechanic with an alcohol problem. Then beside him, it is says “Build that dad! With a picture of a guy that looks like he has moobs and shops at hot topic. It looks like the demographic for this game would be young gay / bi-sexual male gamers that love to date men with children. Which is not a wide marketing field there.
Since, I have never played it; I can only speculate how the game play would be. Here goes: Day one: Build your very own dad and dress him in a sexy outfit. (Polo shirt and hot pants) Day two: Meet another hot dad at the local biker bar where drinks are ½ price until 7 pm. After you had a few minutes of small talk and are well past drunk, you make out with other hot dad in the back alley. Day three: Hungover and bruised, you explained to your daughter how you use her as a prop to lure in other hot dads and that her mother is missing. (Boating accident, you believe) Day four: Two hot dads fight for your affection! One is an out of shape millionaire and the other is a poor Latino pool boy, who will you choose! I could go on forever with this but I won’t.
Recommend:
I cannot recommend this since I won’t even play it myself. Maybe if they could come out with another addition (part two), moms looking for mediocre men that aren’t complete fucks, I would play that.
Ipad Time Waster Games: Cookie Jam
Cookie Jam
Genre: Puzzles / Matching
My thoughts:
This is a pretty decent puzzle game. It’s very similar to other puzzle matching games out there. It has nice clear graphics and there are lots of levels to try and beat. I did not find this one as interesting as “Best Friends” but it still wasn’t bad. I think it will boil down to just preference. With this game, you will hear a random French man constantly saying in his little accent “KooooooKie Jhamm.” It’s so repetitive that it will be engrained in your brain for a week straight.
Recommend:
I would recommend this if you like puzzles & pastries. The French guy might get on your nerves or it might just tickle your funny bone. You decide.
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