I been checking Steam lately for gaming deals and I have been recommended a shit ton of these games. It says its because I played some nudity game which I think is Conan Exiles. (I swear!) After checking into these games, I realized there is a lot of lonely desperate and horny men out there.
Reading the reviews was actually pretty hilarious. Here are a few of my favorite ones that I read. These are all from Dick, Dine and Dash.
Conan Exiles: Isle of Siptah
Answering some questions about Conan Exiles newest release:
Is Isle of Siptah an expansion?
No, this is not an expansion and I’m confused on why Conan Exiles even refers to it as that.
Why it is not an expansion?
In order to play Isle of Siptah, you will have to join a server that is running it.
Conan Exiles & Isle of Siptah cannot be run on the same server. The maps do not connect to each other.
When you start Isle of Siptah, you will have to create a new character.
Yes, you will have to start a whole new character.
How big is the map?
The map is a decent size. It’s about half the size of Conan Exiles.
Is it worth the price?
I paid $19.99 from Steam and I would say it’s worth it. If the price is higher, I’m not sure it would be worth more.
Will my other DLC’s carry over?
Yes, if you have other DLC’s from Conan Exiles, you can use them in Isle of Siptah.
There are some new items like mountable Rhinos and building pieces that Funcom added to Isle of Siptah.
Something to think about:
Isle of Siptah is an extra 61gb download.
What I like about it:
Funcom has added new monsters / animals to train or fight. It is an island so there are a lot of storms. Random lightning across the map will shoot out monsters or thralls to kill.
There are plenty of nice areas to build and I like the new building pieces. Overall, I love the island feel with undead pirates and ship wrecks.
What I do not like:
Finding thralls to train can be difficult especially if it’s a server with a lot of people. Resources are every where but not in large clumps so you have to search longer for what you need and in several different locations.
Food does not health you up as much as it did in Conan Exiles. You have to make bandages. When you are healing yourself with a wrap, your character cannot move until the wrap animation is finished. This will last a few seconds.
Storms will damage your bedroll.
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Quest 14th: Moving Ahead
I think out of all the quests, this one was the most challenging in the beginning. You have to dig in the circle to find a quest item but the thing was that you actually had to be outside of the circle to find it. See pictures.
You are just a smudge just outside of the mini map circle – facing these two rocks. (Not too close to them and at this angle)
Zobadi is behind you – The man by the white horse. As you can see – you are in front of him..near these two rocks.
You might have to dig a few times and adjust yourself at the right angle. Remember, if you avie is inside the yellow circle on the mini map – you need to move it outside just a tad.
Black Desert has never fixed this quest in the years I have been playing..no idea why.
Now, you need to go back to Valencia and talk to Afuaru to get the next quest.
Quest 15: Memories of Eliza.
You need to go talk to Tatar. He is the drunk down by the lake and you need to steal a key from him to open the chest after you talk to him.
This will take you several times and you will be amazed how much useless shit he has in his robe.
Once, you have the key, open up your inventory and align the box and the key together to open it.
Then go hand the diamond/chest to afuara.
Quest 16: Rabam’s Storage Key
You just need to steal a key from Rabam in the training area and go give it to the storage keep, Ramanit.
She will then give you a journal to give to Afuara.
Quest 17: Gold Bar Required
Bring 20G of gold bars and travel back to the Gahaz Bandits. It’s in BFE.
To be continued….
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