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BDO: Quest – A Sweet Bargain

This is a quest I had quite a few times and the trick to getting the Fogan into the cage is to walk backwards slowly with him.

Steam: Why are these popular?

I been checking Steam lately for gaming deals and I have been recommended a shit ton of these games.  It says its because I played some nudity game which I think is Conan Exiles. (I swear!)  After checking into these games, I realized there is a lot of lonely desperate and horny men out there.

Reading the reviews was actually pretty hilarious.   Here are a few of my favorite ones that I read. These are all from Dick, Dine and Dash.

POSTED: DECEMBER 24
when I die please delete this game off my steam library
POSTED: DECEMBER 23
Product received for free
Jesus Christ.
POSTED: DECEMBER 25
Product received for free
Yes dad, I am winning
POSTED: DECEMBER 24
10/10 more penis and less bugs than Cyberpunk
Posted: Dec 25 @ 7:38am
Another family friendly christian game thank you steam.
and top honors go to:
Posted: Dec 22 @ 3:26pm

as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

6/10

Wind up the machine

It is Christmas! and I was really feeling elf-ish tonight and I wanted to show off this free Christmas hair gift by KoKoLoReS which can be found at the main store.

Also: From Dec 21 – 31st, there will be a big sale going on at KoKoLoReS!

Credits here:

Hair: [KoKoLoReS] Hair – Miri

Head: Catwa Lona (Bento)

Skin: DeeTaleZ Appliers CATWA Head “Valerie” Mixedtype

Ears: ^^Swallow^^ Ears Elf HD – High Definition

Eyes: A R T E – Dimensions

Extra Eyelashes: #adored – ka-pow lashes  (Not sure these are sold anymore – They were prim lashes – I just adjusted them onto the catwa head)

Lipstick: Glam Affair Cosmetics – Dalia Lipstick – SET

Face highlight: #ADORED – jigawatt highlighter {catwa}

Collar: [whatever] Nina Collar – beige – M [BLACK]

Body: Maitreya Lara

 

Long road to recovery

Another adorable hair from Clawtooth at Uber.  TP HERE.

Credits:

Hair: Clawtooth: Noelle – Dark Ombre (At Uber)

Head: Catwa Lona

Skin: Pumec

Eyes: A R T E – Veslemoy Eyes

Body: Maitreya Lara

Shirt: .S&C. Evil Angel

 

 

Laundry Day

Credits:

Hair:  [KoKoLoReS] Hair – Loulou – VIP Dec17 (VIP GROUP GIFT @ Main Store)

Skin: .:[PUMEC] :. – .:KENDRA:. – /December Gift\ – SKIN (Catwa) (GROUP GIFT)

Head: Catwa Lona

Head Piece: LODE Head Accessory – Thorns and Grace [white]

Eyes: IKON Charm Eyes – Coffee

Eye liner: Arte – Stella Liner [Catwa]

Tattoo: .Identity. Body Shop – Poisonous Kiss

Body: Maitreya Lara

Shirt: Tee*fy Jenna Tube Top – Grey

Rings: (Yummy) Serena Rings

Location: The Last Stop

 

Never will do it your way.

Check out this adorable winter hair from Clawtooth  @ Uber.

Credits:

Hair: Clawtooth: Holly – Brunettes with Roots (At Uber)

Head: Catwa Lona

Skin: YS & YS Jude w/ lipstick

Eyes: A R T E – Veslemoy Eyes Limited [Catwa]

Eyeshadow: Bossie Doll Eyeshadow

Body: Maitreya Lara

Shirt: .miss chelsea. Nyla Shirt Off White

 

 

You never share your toys.

Cosmetic Fair starts on Dec 15th and KoKoLoReS has some super cute stuff – Plus, a free gift!

Landmark to Cosmetic Fair (Starts December 15th)

Credits:

Hair: [KoKoLoReS] Hair – Wren (At Cosmetic Fair)

Lip gloss: [KoKoLoReS] Magic Kiss lipgloss (At Cosmetic Fair)

Hair Piece: [KoKoLoReS] Star Pin hair accessory (At Cosmetic Fair)

Head: Catwa Lona

Ears: ^^Swallow^^ Ears Elf HD – High Definition

Skin: Glam Affair – Ellen – Catwa Mesh Head Applier – Europa

Eyes: #adored – moon eyes – dk brown

Eye Shadow: Bossie Dolleyes

Septum: { DATUM } Black Septum

Rings: (Yummy) Serena Rings (Maitreya)

Body: Maitreya Lara

One more kiss before you lose me.

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New skin by Essences – Appliers for Catwa and Omega. Available at Shiny Shabby – starting Dec 21st.

Credits:

Skin: Essences Catwa Appliers [LynnM02] (At Shiny Shabby)

Head: CATWA HEAD Catya  (BENTO)

Hair: pr!tty – Catharina

Body: Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara

Eyes: [Buzz] Elysium Eyes – Pitch

Lashes: [LF] London Eyelashes

Dress: -Pixicat- Delicate.Dress (Beige)

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I’ll tell you that it will never hurt.

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New skin by Essences for the Lelutka head. Omega appliers are included too.  Available at Kustom 9.

Credits:

Skin: Essences – Poppy #M02 (Lelutka) (At Kustom 9)

Lipstick: LeLutka Basic Lips-Applier

Head: .LeLutka.Mesh Head-SIMONE 1.6

Hair: little bones. Tonic 2.0 (Lelutka/BabyHairs)

Head Piece: LODE Headwear – Boohoo [summer]

Eyes: [Buzz] Elysium Eyes – Chocolate

Body: Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara

Shirt: -Pixicat- Signe.Top Short – Stripes (Maitreya)

 

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Candy Coated Disease

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Check out new hair by KoKoLoReS at HAIROLOGY! TP TO EVENT.

Credits here:

Hair: [KoKoLoReS] Hair – Yuki

Head: CATWA HEAD Dyana

Skin: Glam Affair – Sarah Applier ( Catwa  ) Asia – LIMIT8

Eyes: [Buzz] Elysium Eyes – Ice

Lashes: [LF] London Eyelashes for CATWA

Makeup: -SU!- Yrenea Eyeliner V.2 +CATWA APPLIER+

Shirt: enertia I flowey top III

Backdrop: ninety- Backdrop old ave  sweet

 

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