Dumpster Fire: IPAD time waster
Posted by Riott
Party In My Dorm
Summary: Leveling up your character to earn cash and fight in party battles.
I have seen the ad for this game everywhere and I resisted the urge to download it because I thought it would be incredibly stupid. Two days ago, I thought why not; it is a free download and I can review it on my site. I still think it is incredibly stupid but I found myself actually enjoying it in all it’s stupid glory. The premise of the game starts out with you (your avie) in college and living in a dorm. In this dorm, you rent out rooms to other students. These students help improve your intelligent & strength stats. On a side note, this game is not realistic at all. The stats that you build up are important in several areas but mostly in battles. You need a lot of cash to advance in the game and there is several ways to do this without using real money. I didn’t get the impression that you had to put in any real money into the game unless you wanted too. I put in a couple of dollars because I did not want the default avatars. The most fascinating aspect of this game was the chat area. It was a big deep pool of perverts and a cluster fuck of horny young men. I really felt at home there. There was also a high volume of lesbians and that surprised me. With all this social interaction, it was a little overwhelming especially when the club leader tried to find me a boyfriend kind of without my permission. Since it’s only day two of the game, I felt I needed to wait on having a gamer boyfriend. I did get a myriad of boyfriend offers after I posted that I was looking for “a mediocre man with waxed balls.” (See picture below) So if I was in desperate need of a gamer boyfriend, I know I can definitely find at least a mediocre one with smooth balls. That was very hopeful. Another thing I noticed in chat was that people were constantly asking for role play. I was not sure if their definition of role play was the same as mine. My idea of role play is typing out several paragraphs to form a story with another person as the character you set up. I have not jumped into role play in this game to see if anybody actually did that or if they just typed horny filth to each other. If I do a follow up, I will let everybody know.
Recommend: Even though, there isn’t a ton of brains required for this game, I do find this enjoyable. It is also free so that is a bonus. I would recommend this if you are into social games and don’t mind a bunch of horny fucks messaging you constantly.
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Posted in Dumpster Fire, GENERAL, Time Waster Games
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