I am on vacation using my lil iPad to make this post. Since, it is Christmas tomorrow, I thought I would share a few unexpected quotes from various people in “Party in my dorm” iPad game. PIMD is currently my fave time waster game. The chat is always super thirsty yet entertaining at the same time. Here ya go! Merry Christmas!
Here is this week’s Dear Veruca! Enjoy!
I’m addicted to gacha. How can I over come this addiction because I’m really broke?
Answer: This is a really toughie because I bet your gambling addiction is full fledge right about now. You probably have the night sweats and violent mood swings. You look over at your real- life lover while they are watching tv and eating a bucket of fried chicken; pondering how to profit from selling their organs. Each night you can’t sleep. Your teeth grind together and occasionally, you scream. You need your goddamn gacha and you need it now. In that moment, you sit and catch your breath. You are stunned that your life has been destroyed by fake cartoon toys in a video game.
I’m going to try to help you or at least attempt too:
Therapy: I hear talking is a good way to deal with your problems.
Medication: Wipe your gacha addiction away with another addiction.
3rd option: Quit being a pussy and stop spending your money.
I have been in Second Life for a while and I still haven’t met any friends. Any advice?
Answer: I think most of Second Life is batshit crazy but when I’m in the mood to find a life long friend; I do this. I find the most crowded places but not chat hubs. I stand in the corner looking cool and wait for somebody else who is desperate for a friend to message me. Then I make them answer like 100 question survey to determine if they are really friendship material or just horny fucks. If they pass that; I add them to my skype for a 90-day trial period and if they spam me with emoji’s or messages, I immediately block their ass. I keep starting this process over and over until I find a good egg. I almost made a connection back in 2007 but it ended as briefly as started. Good luck.
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