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Ipad Time Wasters: Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker

Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker

Genre: Dating / Stimulation

Summary:  You work at a dating agency and you goal is to find love connections for your clients.

Thoughts: 

Here are the bad ones first:  I think the graphics could be better.  It’s not the worst that I have seen but definitely not great.  Some parts of the game got a bit tedious especially if you ended up picking the same restaurant multiple times.  The good part is that I thought the game was hilarious.  I got several good chuckles from the situations that the characters were involved in and the game developers were really creative when it came to character names and hobbies. The mini games were challenging enough and in some cases, you could cheat if you wanted too.  I don’t mind being a cheater so that worked for me.  Below, there is a small guide for some tips & hints on how to play and do well.

Recommend:

I would recommend this especially if you are just looking for a relaxing casual game.

 

Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker Tips:

  • Pay attention to how the character’s appearance and their attire.  This is a clue on what type of personality they are.  You have, for example, geeky, sporty, hippie, edgy and etc.
  • Astrological signs are not that important.  It helps but it’s not important to make a relationship work.
  • You need two or more personality traits to match up in order for the characters to want to start a relationship. (This is the 3rd tab on the profile)
  • 3 star rated characters do not like going to 1 start restaurants.  VIP characters are even more picky. The date will give you a strike for this.
  • Your date will give you a strike if you take them to the same restaurant twice.
  • You can only talk about most topics one time with the exception of interests.  You can talk about that up to 3 times with the same date.  Do not pick the same interests each time though.
  • You get bonus points if both characters have matching professions or matching hobbies / likes.
  • If the character gets their heart broke three times, they will leave the agency.
  • If their date reaches 3 strikes during dinner, the date will walk out of the restaurant.
  • Every time, you unlock a restaurant; you are also unlocking new mini games.
  • If you know your date is an extrovert, you don’t have to worry about passing the farting mini game.  An extrovert will not care if you fart.
  • A date, who is an extrovert, will not care if you talk to your ex in the restaurant.  You will not have to lie.  If you are on a date with an introvert, you will have to lie or you will get a strike from your date.
  • In order for a couple to have children, they will have to be an A / A + pair.

Ipad Time Waster Games: Dream Daddy

Dream Daddy – A Dad Dating Simulator

Genre: Roleplaying and complete & utter fantasy

Summary: A Dad Dating Simulator where you play a dad with daughter, who recently just moved into town. Of course, the first thing a dad wants to do is romance other hot dads!

Thoughts:

I have not played this game and probably never will because this screams hot mess to me.  I’m also not interested in unrealistic role-play no matter how cool the outfits are.  Oddly, this game has a high rating too.  It looks like you can build your dad with different looks and then meet random men at various locations.  I’m assuming to hook up.  The examples of dads (Picture below) does not appeal to me.  We have what looks like a vampire, a frat boy and a dirty bike mechanic with an alcohol problem.  Then beside him, it is says “Build that dad! With a picture of a guy that looks like he has moobs and shops at hot topic.  It looks like the demographic for this game would be young gay / bi-sexual male gamers that love to date men with children.  Which is not a wide marketing field there.

Since, I have never played it; I can only speculate how the game play would be.  Here goes:  Day one: Build your very own dad and dress him in a sexy outfit. (Polo shirt and hot pants) Day two: Meet another hot dad at the local biker bar where drinks are ½ price until 7 pm.   After you had a few minutes of small talk and are well past drunk, you make out with other hot dad in the back alley.  Day three:  Hungover and bruised, you explained to your daughter how you use her as a prop to lure in other hot dads and that her mother is missing.  (Boating accident, you believe) Day four:  Two hot dads fight for your affection! One is an out of shape millionaire and the other is a poor Latino pool boy, who will you choose!   I could go on forever with this but I won’t.

Recommend:

I cannot recommend this since I won’t even play it myself.  Maybe if they could come out with another addition (part two), moms looking for mediocre men that aren’t complete fucks, I would play that.

Dumpster Fire: Three Ipad Game Reviews

Three more Ipad Time Waster Game reviews have been posted.

You can find Dumpster Fire Section here.

Reviews:

Dream Daddy – A Daddy Dating Simulator 

Cookie Jam

Airport Police Dog Duty Sim

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