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Dumpster Fire: Life Advice

Real advice for desperate people: It’s not good advice – it’s just advice.

I asked a few of my Facebook followers to provide me with some questions & problems that they were in dire need of assistance with.  I decided to share this advice with everybody so I never have to repeat anything again in the future.

 

Question:   My wife and sister argue non-stop at every gathering we go too.  We have to invite both of them or there will be even more drama.  What can we do to get them to stop?

Answer:  It really boils down to who do you like better?  Do you like your wife or your sister?  If the whole family takes a vote and decided who is more likable, the winner will be the one invited to all future family functions.   The loser will be disowned.  If you just want to disqualify somebody without a vote, just research to see if your sister is adopted and problem solved.

Question:  My child is extremely addicted to their IPAD and I have no idea what to do.

Answer: Hide the IPAD in an undisclosed location while they are asleep.  When your little angel wakes up and throws a bitch fit, spray them with a power washer.  You might have to do this for several days until they get their attitude in check.

Question:  I have serious road rage.  I hate being cut off and I just get in a blind fury.  Will drugs help me?

Answer:  I’m sure drugs will help you and keep the roads safer.  (But if  you were that prick behind me this morning, laying on the horn, you can fuck off.)

Question:  I am addicted to male porn but I am not gay.  I’m ashamed to admit it but sausage parties turn me on.

Answer:  You probably are gay with a serious porn addiction.  I would not feel bad about it though because the world is filled with freak shows. If you just go ahead and announce on Facebook, everybody will know and be aware of it. The first few days, you will be mocked non stopped or defriended but after that, everybody will forget or not care. Good luck.

Another Night

Be sure to check out this years Hair Fair! Lots and lots of fantastic hair.  This is one by KoKoLoReS!

Hair Fair Website with all the landmarks: Website

Credits:

Hair: [KoKoLoReS] Hair – Sanna

Head: Catwa Lona Bento

Body: Maitreya Lara

Skin: Insol: Josy applier, tone ‘Cinnamon’ Wear

Eyes: .euphoric ~Estre Eyes Applier~[Catwa]

Dress: ~Nerido~Anastasia Dress (Maitreya)-Black

He means the world to me.

New skin from Essences at Kustom 9 and it’s just beautiful! Teleport here.

Credits: (Female)

Skin: Essences Lark #Medium02 (Catwa Applier) (At Kustom 9!)

Head: CATWA HEAD Catya

Eyes: IKON Charm Eyes – Coffee

Ears: .:[PUMEC] :.  – / Mesh Ears #1

Eye Shadow: Bossie. doll eyeshadow [catwa]

Hair: little bones. Tonic 2.0

Body: Maitreya Lara

 

Credits: (Male)

Skin: STRAY DOG -ANDREAS Skin CATWA – BUTTERMILK

Head: CATWA HEAD Daniel

Ears: L’Etre – Taper mesh ears

Eyes: IKON Odyssey Eyes – Denim

Hair: tram F1011 hair / HUD-A

Outfit: katat0nik (Coroner) Work Coat & Shirt

Body: Slink

 

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