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Steam: Why are these popular?

I been checking Steam lately for gaming deals and I have been recommended a shit ton of these games.  It says its because I played some nudity game which I think is Conan Exiles. (I swear!)  After checking into these games, I realized there is a lot of lonely desperate and horny men out there.

Reading the reviews was actually pretty hilarious.   Here are a few of my favorite ones that I read. These are all from Dick, Dine and Dash.

POSTED: DECEMBER 24
when I die please delete this game off my steam library
POSTED: DECEMBER 23
Product received for free
Jesus Christ.
POSTED: DECEMBER 25
Product received for free
Yes dad, I am winning
POSTED: DECEMBER 24
10/10 more penis and less bugs than Cyberpunk
Posted: Dec 25 @ 7:38am
Another family friendly christian game thank you steam.
and top honors go to:
Posted: Dec 22 @ 3:26pm

as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

6/10

Dumpster Fire: Life Advice

Real advice for desperate people: It’s not good advice – it’s just advice.

I asked a few of my Facebook followers to provide me with some questions & problems that they were in dire need of assistance with.  I decided to share this advice with everybody so I never have to repeat anything again in the future.

 

Question:   My wife and sister argue non-stop at every gathering we go too.  We have to invite both of them or there will be even more drama.  What can we do to get them to stop?

Answer:  It really boils down to who do you like better?  Do you like your wife or your sister?  If the whole family takes a vote and decided who is more likable, the winner will be the one invited to all future family functions.   The loser will be disowned.  If you just want to disqualify somebody without a vote, just research to see if your sister is adopted and problem solved.

Question:  My child is extremely addicted to their IPAD and I have no idea what to do.

Answer: Hide the IPAD in an undisclosed location while they are asleep.  When your little angel wakes up and throws a bitch fit, spray them with a power washer.  You might have to do this for several days until they get their attitude in check.

Question:  I have serious road rage.  I hate being cut off and I just get in a blind fury.  Will drugs help me?

Answer:  I’m sure drugs will help you and keep the roads safer.  (But if  you were that prick behind me this morning, laying on the horn, you can fuck off.)

Question:  I am addicted to male porn but I am not gay.  I’m ashamed to admit it but sausage parties turn me on.

Answer:  You probably are gay with a serious porn addiction.  I would not feel bad about it though because the world is filled with freak shows. If you just go ahead and announce on Facebook, everybody will know and be aware of it. The first few days, you will be mocked non stopped or defriended but after that, everybody will forget or not care. Good luck.

Video tour of new role-play sim: The Last Stop

New video on YouTube!  Tour of a new role-play sim!.  Great place to check out if you like role-play, photography, hanging out or even renting a home.

Tp to The Last Stop!

The Last Stop

If you are interested in role playing or photography in an urban setting then check out “The Last Stop.

There’s a mime there but you can just pepper spray him when you see him.  (Fucking mimes)

Some pictures of the sim:

 

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