Real advice for desperate people: It’s not good advice – it’s just advice.
I asked a few of my Facebook followers to provide me with some questions & problems that they were in dire need of assistance with. I decided to share this advice with everybody so I never have to repeat anything again in the future.
Question: My wife and sister argue non-stop at every gathering we go too. We have to invite both of them or there will be even more drama. What can we do to get them to stop?
Answer: It really boils down to who do you like better? Do you like your wife or your sister? If the whole family takes a vote and decided who is more likable, the winner will be the one invited to all future family functions. The loser will be disowned. If you just want to disqualify somebody without a vote, just research to see if your sister is adopted and problem solved.
Question: My child is extremely addicted to their IPAD and I have no idea what to do.
Answer: Hide the IPAD in an undisclosed location while they are asleep. When your little angel wakes up and throws a bitch fit, spray them with a power washer. You might have to do this for several days until they get their attitude in check.
Question: I have serious road rage. I hate being cut off and I just get in a blind fury. Will drugs help me?
Answer: I’m sure drugs will help you and keep the roads safer. (But if you were that prick behind me this morning, laying on the horn, you can fuck off.)
Question: I am addicted to male porn but I am not gay. I’m ashamed to admit it but sausage parties turn me on.
Answer: You probably are gay with a serious porn addiction. I would not feel bad about it though because the world is filled with freak shows. If you just go ahead and announce on Facebook, everybody will know and be aware of it. The first few days, you will be mocked non stopped or defriended but after that, everybody will forget or not care. Good luck.
Quests: Follow them
Keep following all those quests especially in the beginning.
They are relatively simple and offer bonus rewards.
Customize your deck as soon as possible.
How: Go to the “Deck” option on the main menu.
Turn “Auto Deck” off.
The top row is the deck, you are playing with. The bottom is all your extra cards.
Drag and drop your cards that you do not want to the bottom row.
Place all the better cards into the top row.
The pink, blue and green are the better cards. The gray cards are the lowest tier.
Level up your cards
You do not need to level up all your cards. Start with the rarer ones in your deck. (Pink, Blue & Greens)
Still in your deck option from the front menu, click on one card from your deck.
Once you click it, there is an option to upgrade the card at the bottom.
In order to level the card up, you will need some “Giggitywatts” or “Coins.”
How much it takes to level up a card depends on how rare it is.
You can also hit the “Max Out” button at the top of the card if you just want to max the card out.
Make your card even more powerful!
When you have maxed out / leveled up two identical cards, you can fuse them together to make one better card.
I do this a lot with my extra grey cards because you are going to need grey cards in your deck, so you might as well make them as powerful as they can be.
Research those combos!
During battles, you can stack cards onto other cards if the combo has been researched.
Click on “Research” from the main menu.
Click on one of the research pods and pair two cards together. It usually takes a few hours to a day to research most combos. (It depends on the rarity of cards on how long it takes)
I pick one card out of my deck and try to research as many combos with that card. Basically, keep doing research until every card in my deck can be paired with another card or multi cards.
You can also obtain rare cards from research.
Buying extra cards……
You do not need to buy extra cards if you level up your cards and research combos.
If you just want to support the creators and get rare cards faster, then go for it.