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Second Life: Flower Fallout

Credits:

Hair: [KoKoLoReS] Hair Easton

Body / Head: Coco Doll (No Longer Made)

Eyes: Catwa Mesh Eyes

Eye Applier: .euphoric ~Hydra Contact Lens Applier ~[Catwa]

Chair: {anc} spinningwheelchair / gold / slant 2Li

Bird: {anc} NO LIMITS // walking dove.A [tea-green] 1Li

Flowers: -Garden- by anc dandelion / M 1Li (natural)

Big Flowers: {anc} anemone / giant flower 15Li (orange)

Flower Fluff: box){anc} dandelion fluff “daytime”

Second Life: Some weird shit over there

Surviving Second Life with some pro tips thrown in.

(Written with the help of my friend, Gigi)

Second Life has been a social game that’s been around for over a decade now.  There’s not much point to it.  There is no end game.  It’s just a place where people can socialize in a virtual realm.  It’s a place where I have met many friends and a few fuck wits.  It is still a place where I will log into for a chat and have a nice relax.  Like all games, if you can call it that, there are rules.  So here is a very loose guide for surviving Second Life.

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Appearance matters.  If you look like a noob, you are treated like one.  This is completely shitty but true.

Avoid “Breedables.”   They cause lag and suck the linden out of your wallet.  On an off note, you can’t see them breed.

Singing in a Karaoke contest does not make you a professional singer in Second Life.

Never cam or send real life pictures.  You never know what porn site they might end up on.

Meeting people in real life is going to be a disaster 90% of the time, unless you know them for over 4 years and even then, they may end up being a racist redneck from Jersey.

Most female avatars are male.  Very few females are male avatars.

Second Life is overrun with narcissists, sociopaths, psychopaths and a few borderlines.  All the gaslighting can be exhausting.

Ghosting is a thing and a lot of the Second Life population is dying of cancer.

If somebody asks you to pose on the ball, say no.  They just want to ass rape you.

Nobody in Second life is ugly in Real life.

There are modeling classes in Second Life.  Passing this course, does not actually make you a model in SL.

AFK hookers are a profession in Second Life.

Never give out your password to anybody.  (Not even the love of your life in SL)

Very few Second Life relationships last longer than a month.

If you are going to “disappear” and “reappear” as an alt, don’t hang out at the same locations as before and try to pick up the same women.  We know who you are, dipshit.

Gachas will ruin your life.

Don’t put your home landmark in your profile.  People will stalk and put tracking devices there.  (Welcome)

Flexi is not sexy.  Neither is white hair with bad tans and 80’s eagle tattoos.

Don’t be too judge-y in SL, even with the people wearing cow utters carrying a milking machine.

People will judge you.

Free stuff isn’t always good.

Organize your inventory and label those fucking folders.

Second Life is filled with perversion and some nice music.

Everybody has alts and sometimes, they are dual logged.

If you want people to speak with you, then keep your dick in your pants.

Make your dick size realistic if you do need to have it hanging out.

Chat hubs are a cesspool of stupidity and will melt your mind.

Being an SL designer requires hard work….repeat….HARD WORK.  It is not easy, and you will not be rich.

Use the Firestorm viewer. (Welcome)

Make your crosshairs private.

Learn to cam.  It will help you shop in a place with tons of lag.

If you went the extra mile and bought a mesh body, match the neck to the head.  I can’t take it anymore.

If you go to a club, it is not a rule that you have to play a gesture constantly.

Don’t beg for Linden and do not give money to beggars.

Most Dom’s are subs.

If you must meet somebody in real Life after knowing them in Second Life, be sure to ask them their penis size.  There is such a thing as being too big.

Sometimes, your ex boyfriends turn out to be secret furries.

Women will send you stolen pictures / fake nudes.  Just quit asking for them.  Match the hands / face/ breasts/ to all the pictures dumbass.

Don’t log off naked.

There will be times when you will somebody literally screwing anything.   Just turn away.

You don’t have to voice verify with anybody.  They just want to hear your sweet angel voice to jerk off to.

If you are going to combat in SL, realize there is lag because SL is not built to handle combat.  So you do not need to say every few mins “Why is there so much lag.”

Hope this all helps.  ❤

 

Ipad Time Wasters: Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker

Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker

Genre: Dating / Stimulation

Summary:  You work at a dating agency and you goal is to find love connections for your clients.

Thoughts: 

Here are the bad ones first:  I think the graphics could be better.  It’s not the worst that I have seen but definitely not great.  Some parts of the game got a bit tedious especially if you ended up picking the same restaurant multiple times.  The good part is that I thought the game was hilarious.  I got several good chuckles from the situations that the characters were involved in and the game developers were really creative when it came to character names and hobbies. The mini games were challenging enough and in some cases, you could cheat if you wanted too.  I don’t mind being a cheater so that worked for me.  Below, there is a small guide for some tips & hints on how to play and do well.

Recommend:

I would recommend this especially if you are just looking for a relaxing casual game.

 

Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker Tips:

  • Pay attention to how the character’s appearance and their attire.  This is a clue on what type of personality they are.  You have, for example, geeky, sporty, hippie, edgy and etc.
  • Astrological signs are not that important.  It helps but it’s not important to make a relationship work.
  • You need two or more personality traits to match up in order for the characters to want to start a relationship. (This is the 3rd tab on the profile)
  • 3 star rated characters do not like going to 1 start restaurants.  VIP characters are even more picky. The date will give you a strike for this.
  • Your date will give you a strike if you take them to the same restaurant twice.
  • You can only talk about most topics one time with the exception of interests.  You can talk about that up to 3 times with the same date.  Do not pick the same interests each time though.
  • You get bonus points if both characters have matching professions or matching hobbies / likes.
  • If the character gets their heart broke three times, they will leave the agency.
  • If their date reaches 3 strikes during dinner, the date will walk out of the restaurant.
  • Every time, you unlock a restaurant; you are also unlocking new mini games.
  • If you know your date is an extrovert, you don’t have to worry about passing the farting mini game.  An extrovert will not care if you fart.
  • A date, who is an extrovert, will not care if you talk to your ex in the restaurant.  You will not have to lie.  If you are on a date with an introvert, you will have to lie or you will get a strike from your date.
  • In order for a couple to have children, they will have to be an A / A + pair.

Second Life: I like your pain.

If you are into Gor and need a battling slave look…here you go!

Credits:

Skin: Pumec

Head: Catwa Lona

Eyes: Catwa Eyes

Eye Applier: . MILA . Butter Brown Eyes

Ears: Pumec

Lipstick: Amara Beauty

Hair: Ade – Grande Hairstyle (Browns)

Tattoo: TAOX TaTToo I Am What I Am VU

Body: Maitreya lara

Crown: .Enfant Terrible. Auroras Headpiece Gold/Black

Choker: CHOKER LHG GOLD -RYCA-

Underwear: Mossu – Queen(13).Panties – Red Maitreya

Fur: Mossu – Queen(18).Faux Fur – Red

Pose: . MILA . POSES // Cyberpunk

Rings: : CULT : Babygirl Rings

Shape: Custom

 

Be a deer, Dear.

I really love roleplay in Second life and it’s so great that there are so many different types of roleplaying communities in the game. Because of this, I wanted to try something new where I post my different looks.

Starting this off is my fantasy / deer look.

Credits:

Head: Catwa Lona

Skin: Pumec – Nicole

Eyes: -SU!- Phantom Eyes V.2 (Suicidal Unborn)

Hair: tram G0718 hair / HUD-C

Outfit: Sweet Thing. Amalthea Bodysuit (Maitreya) RARE

Head piece: Sweet Thing. Amalthea Diadem

Collar: -Narcisse- Delicado Choker

Body: Maitreya Lara

Pink Wonderland

Credits:

Head: Catwa Lona

Hair: .Olive. the Kitten-Love Hair – Color Fades

Skin: YS&YS Jude Tone 02 Skin Applier CATWA Bento Heads w/ pink lipstick

Eyes: [Buzz] Moonstone Eyes – Jet

Eyeshadow: Bossie Doll eyeshadow

Body: Maitreya Lara

Outfit: CandyDoll Ciera Romper Nude

Location: The Last Stop

The Last Stop

If you are interested in role playing or photography in an urban setting then check out “The Last Stop.

There’s a mime there but you can just pepper spray him when you see him.  (Fucking mimes)

Some pictures of the sim:

 

Trying to find a boy with charm.

A couple of us opened a new sim for Urban roleplay; so if you enjoy roleplaying – check it out.  The Last Stop.

Also, KoKoLoReS has a new hair out for Gacha Garden.  It’s super cute.

Credits:

Hair: [KoKoLoReS] Hair – Julie

Head: CATWA HEAD Lona

Skin: .Atomic. Gacha_Elf Catwa Applier – Honey 4

Ears: .:[PUMEC] :. – / Mesh Ears\

Body: Maitreya Lara

Top: -tres blah- Knotted Tank

Location: The Last Stop

The perfect hair for roleplay!

If you are into any type of roleplay – i.e Gor, Elves, Magical Fairies etc. then check out KoKoLoReS at Suicide Dollz this round.  It comes with two versions – Normal and Busty.  There’s also a tintable hair base.

Suicide Dollz opens up on 06/21/15 Taxi here for when it’s opened.

Click picture to view actual size. ❤

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Back of his van

KoKoLoReS has a new released at We ❤ RP.  Totally adorable. Check it.  Taxi here.

What I am wearing:

Hair: [KoKoLoReS] Hair – Nora (We ❤ RP)

Skin: al vulo- Ewa*  eyeliner blonde brow sunkissed w/ peach lipstick

Shape: Vinyl Ego 2.0 Shape

Eyes: .tsg. Luminate – Hazel (The Sugar Garden)

Eyeliner:< nova > Sagan. Liner

Lashes: [ glow ] Clean thick 04

Tattoo: .HW. Ouija Tattoo // FADED (Hollyweird)

Click to enlarge image to original size ❤

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