Shedder Simulator Games
Genre: Tearing shit up
Summary: Putting items in the shedder and watch it destroy things and make weird noises.
I have not played this because I feel like in 2 minutes; I will be bored to death. As I said in the summary, you just put various objects into a shedding machine. Judging by the picture, the developer offers a lot of things that you can just toss into the shredder even a bowling ball! (WOW) I seriously doubt they offer anything cool like a cucumber or human body parts. It looks like the graphics are sub-par at best but I’m sure the sound effects would be over the top amazing. I also read some of the best reviews for a game on here. Players were getting super detailed about how the items should drop down the shedder which I found fascinating that somebody would take the time out of their busy day to write that review.
Probably not but read the reviews.
Airport Police Dog Duty Sim
Genre: No Idea
Summary: You are a police dog that fights crime and sniffs out drugs.
This is another game, I have not played because just the name of it is fucking retarded. Surely, they could have come up with a better name than “Airport Police Dog Duty Sim.” From the picture alone, it looks like the dog finds bad people and attacks them at airports. Which to be honest, it’s the best place to find bad people and it is the best place to watch somebody be attack by a dog. (Especially in the food court) It shows that you have several controls over the dog and can decide what path the dog will take. Will the dog sniff out drugs in luggage or somebody’s ass? You decide!
This does have a high rating despite the stupid name. I am still giving it a hard-pass because I’m not into dogs or butt sniffing. If they throw in some cavity searches, I may change my mind. If you are into dogs and airports then this might be the game for you.