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Second Life: Some weird shit over there

Surviving Second Life with some pro tips thrown in.

(Written with the help of my friend, Gigi)

Second Life has been a social game that’s been around for over a decade now.  There’s not much point to it.  There is no end game.  It’s just a place where people can socialize in a virtual realm.  It’s a place where I have met many friends and a few fuck wits.  It is still a place where I will log into for a chat and have a nice relax.  Like all games, if you can call it that, there are rules.  So here is a very loose guide for surviving Second Life.

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Appearance matters.  If you look like a noob, you are treated like one.  This is completely shitty but true.

Avoid “Breedables.”   They cause lag and suck the linden out of your wallet.  On an off note, you can’t see them breed.

Singing in a Karaoke contest does not make you a professional singer in Second Life.

Never cam or send real life pictures.  You never know what porn site they might end up on.

Meeting people in real life is going to be a disaster 90% of the time, unless you know them for over 4 years and even then, they may end up being a racist redneck from Jersey.

Most female avatars are male.  Very few females are male avatars.

Second Life is overrun with narcissists, sociopaths, psychopaths and a few borderlines.  All the gaslighting can be exhausting.

Ghosting is a thing and a lot of the Second Life population is dying of cancer.

If somebody asks you to pose on the ball, say no.  They just want to ass rape you.

Nobody in Second life is ugly in Real life.

There are modeling classes in Second Life.  Passing this course, does not actually make you a model in SL.

AFK hookers are a profession in Second Life.

Never give out your password to anybody.  (Not even the love of your life in SL)

Very few Second Life relationships last longer than a month.

If you are going to “disappear” and “reappear” as an alt, don’t hang out at the same locations as before and try to pick up the same women.  We know who you are, dipshit.

Gachas will ruin your life.

Don’t put your home landmark in your profile.  People will stalk and put tracking devices there.  (Welcome)

Flexi is not sexy.  Neither is white hair with bad tans and 80’s eagle tattoos.

Don’t be too judge-y in SL, even with the people wearing cow utters carrying a milking machine.

People will judge you.

Free stuff isn’t always good.

Organize your inventory and label those fucking folders.

Second Life is filled with perversion and some nice music.

Everybody has alts and sometimes, they are dual logged.

If you want people to speak with you, then keep your dick in your pants.

Make your dick size realistic if you do need to have it hanging out.

Chat hubs are a cesspool of stupidity and will melt your mind.

Being an SL designer requires hard work….repeat….HARD WORK.  It is not easy, and you will not be rich.

Use the Firestorm viewer. (Welcome)

Make your crosshairs private.

Learn to cam.  It will help you shop in a place with tons of lag.

If you went the extra mile and bought a mesh body, match the neck to the head.  I can’t take it anymore.

If you go to a club, it is not a rule that you have to play a gesture constantly.

Don’t beg for Linden and do not give money to beggars.

Most Dom’s are subs.

If you must meet somebody in real Life after knowing them in Second Life, be sure to ask them their penis size.  There is such a thing as being too big.

Sometimes, your ex boyfriends turn out to be secret furries.

Women will send you stolen pictures / fake nudes.  Just quit asking for them.  Match the hands / face/ breasts/ to all the pictures dumbass.

Don’t log off naked.

There will be times when you will somebody literally screwing anything.   Just turn away.

You don’t have to voice verify with anybody.  They just want to hear your sweet angel voice to jerk off to.

If you are going to combat in SL, realize there is lag because SL is not built to handle combat.  So you do not need to say every few mins “Why is there so much lag.”

Hope this all helps.  ❤

 

Second Life: Naked

Kokolores released a new edgy hair at The Liaison Collaborative!  Go check it!

Credits:

Hair: [KoKoLoReS] Hair Lane

Head: Genus Babyface

Skin: [theSkinnery] Isla (Genus)

Eyes: Catwa Mesh Eyes

Second Life: Out of Line

New hair by KoKoLoReS at The Liaison Collaborative. Tp here. 

Credits here:

Hair: [KoKoLoReS] Hair Summer

Head: GENUS Project – Genus Head – Baby Face W001 – Mocap

Eye Applier for Genus Eyes: .euphoric ~Deep Love  Eyes  Applier ~[Genus]Blue Pack

Skin: #15  [PUMEC]  –  OLYA  – JUNE — GENUS app.

Body: Maitreya Lara

Shirt: CandyDoll Blair Blouse Nude

 

Second Life: Collab88 Deals

I have been going to Collab88 monthly for many many many years.  Although, a few designers there have forgotten the concept of what Collab88 is; there are still a few designers that get it.  It was especially frustrating this month after seeing a picture backdrop for L788 and some makeup eye liner for over L1000.  (Are some of you high?)  There were also some other designers pretending by a small margin to have discounted items but when hair is L288 but retails normally for L300…that’s not really a bargain.   TP to COLLAB88.

Sighs

Anyway, theses are the ones that had the best deals.  (I didn’t check every booth though. FYI)

Two houses both for L88.   Barnesworth Anubis and Trompe Loeil.

Black Bantam is giving away this mask for 1L.

 

 

 

Second Life: Good Deals to do right now!

I don’t know how long these deals are going for but I would do them today if you can.  It’s going to be laggy as fuck but it will be worth it!

Genus:

Genus is giving away their GENUS Project – Genus Head – Strong Face GIFT001 – Mocap.  It does come with a skin.  This normally would cost you around 3,000 to 5,000 depending on what skin you got with it.   This is currently FREE!!  All you have to do is join the group which is also FREE!  Tp here.  Look for the VIP gift on the wall.

Dictatorshop:

This store is giving a 1,000 gift card for 1L.  (No Shit and There is nice stuff in the store)  All you have to do is join the FREE group and pay the gift card vendor 1L.   Everything is right there at TP landing point.  No need to search for it.   TP HERE!

Second Life: Lost Puppy

New hair by Kokolores at the Salon 52 event! TP HERE!

Credits:

Hair: [KoKoLoReS] Hair Jill @ The Salon 52 Event 

Head: Catwa Lona (Bento)

Body: Maitreya Lara

Skin: Pumec (It has no name – it was one in a gacha machine inside the store)

Eyes: Catwa Mesh Eyes

Eye Applier: .euphoric ~Unique Eyes  Applier ~[Catwa]Pack#02

Ears: —PUMEC  – / Mesh Ears \   –  Gothic Longing – / Group Gift \

Lipstick: The Skinnery

Outfit: [Glitzz] Marylin Lingerie – Blue

Necklace: .::Supernatural::. Onyx Set Fatpack

Rings: (Yummy) Bohemia Ring Set

 

Second Life: Slave to your game

Credits:

Head; Catwa Lona Bento

Body: Maitreya Lara

Skin: Pumec

Eyes: Catwa Mesh Eyes

Eye Applier: .euphoric ~Unique Eyes  Applier ~[Catwa]Pack#01

Ears: ---PUMEC  - / Mesh Ears \   -  Gothic Longing - / Group Gift \

Hair: DOUX - Ariana hairstyle

Arms: UNA. Cybor Arms Pink

Collar: Bubblegum Collar & Cuffs

Outfit: N-Uno - Batty Set // N 5 & N-Uno - Tora Outfit // N 2

 

Second Life: Queen of the Playground

Credits:

Skin: Pumec (From a gacha inside the store)

Head: Catwa - Lona (Bento)

Body: Maitreya Lara

Eyes: Catwa Mesh Eyes

Eye Appliers: Suicidal Unborn Osanna Eyes Fatpack

Hair: DOUX - Kiko hairstyle

Ears: Pumec

Dress: REIGN.- ALICE AND OLIVIA SET

 

Second Life: Everytime, I see you.

I’m so excited I won this give away from Euphoric on Facebook!  I won new eye appliers for my Genus Eyes!

I own a lot of eyes from Euphoric.  I just think they are amazing and beautiful but most of them are for my Catwa Eyes.  So it’s nice to have some for my Genus Eyes.

Check out the Euphoric Main Store. 

Credits: (See Landmark Page on the top menu for links)

Eyes: .euphoric ~Deep Love  Eyes Collection~[Genus] Fatpack

Head: GENUS Project – Genus Head – Baby Face W001 – Mocap

Body: Maitreya Lara

Skin: #7  [PUMEC] –  ZARA  – MARCH — GENUS app.

Hair: Foxy – Plush Hair (Natural Ombre) (Found this today at the Kustom 9 event)

Dress: _CandyDoll_ Cara Dress Nude

 

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