Conan Exiles: Spadespice Guide for Pets

Conan Exiles -Preferred Food

A list of preferred foods for each animal in order to breed a greater pet.

These are all the Shadespiced dished.   Click here for the preferred non shadespiced guide.

For Jaguar, Tiger, Sabretooth, Wolf, Hyena, Crocodile, and Panther:

1st choice: Shadespiced Raw Tough Meat

2nd Choice: Shadespiced Raw Succulent Meat

Other choices (All Shadespiced): Fatty Meat, Human Flesh, Perfect piece of cut meat, Raw Stringy Meat or Corrupted Flesh.

For Bear:

1st choice: Shadespiced Succulent Fish

2nd Choice: Shadespiced Fish

Other choices (All Shadespiced): Oily Fish, Highland Berries or Honey.

 

For Rhinoceros and Elephant:

1st choice: Shadespiced Bark

2nd Choice: Shadespiced Plant Fiber

Other choices (All Shadespiced): Highland Berries, Vines or Desert Berries.

For Boar:

1st choice: Shadespiced Plant Fiber

2nd Choice: Shadespiced Amanita Mushrooms

Other choices (All Shadespiced): Puffer Mushrooms, Desert Berries, or Highland Berries.

For Shaleback:

1st choice: Shadespiced Succulent Shellfish

2nd Choice: Shadespiced Shellfish

Other choices (All Shadespiced): Highland Berries, Rotten Shellfish or Desert Berries.

Second Life: Flower

Credits:

Head: Catwa Lona Bento

Eyes: Catwa Mesh Eyes

Eye Applier: .euphoric ~Coco Eyes Applier ~[Catwa]

Hair: DOUX – Kiara hairstyle

Skin: Pumec

Ears: .:[PUMEC] :. – / Mesh Ears\ – Illusion (Group Gift)

Face Mask: Tentacio Need flowers mask

Photo is heavily photoshopped.

 

Second Life: The Bride

I’m working on some new techniques in photoshop and used this photo.  This is highly edited.

Credits:

Head: Catwa Lona (Bento)

Body: Maitreya

Skin: Pumec

Eyes: Catwa Mesh Eyes

Eye appliers: .euphoric ~Hae Eyes Applier ~[Catwa]Brown Pack

Hair: DOUX – Alaska hairstyle

Ears: —PUMEC – / Mesh Ears \ – Gothic Longing – / Group Gift \

Head piece: LODE Head Accessory – Crocus Crown [white blue] RARE

Dress: Rebel Gal :: Rosemary Lace Dress. Nude

BDO: Where to buy shovels?

If you are at that point where you need to go in the desert, be sure to bring plenty of shovels.  There are quite a few quests where you need to dig in the desert and very few places to find shovels. You can not buy shovels at the marketplace.  You need to look for Material Vendors in the various cities.

In Heidel: Flaviano

In Tarif: Eren Ross

In Altinova: Lashir

In Rock Post: Gavid

In Sands Grain Bazaar: Kulahuth

In Shakatu: Arenda

In Valencia: Purajin

I usually leave shovels, compass, water, and Star Anise Tea in the storage at Shakatu, Sands Grain and Valencia.

There are more places to buy shovels – I’m just listing a few on the way to and from the desert.  Also, when I go into the desert, I always have 50 or more shovels in my inventory.

BDO: Quest – Like a salmon that swims upstream

If you are a dumbass like me and some how think you missed this quest, while trying to level up your season character.   (And you threw away your fried fish like a total dipshit) Go to the marketplace, buy more fried fish and eat it.   This will work for you. 

BDO: Quest – A Sweet Bargain

This is a quest I had quite a few times and the trick to getting the Fogan into the cage is to walk backwards slowly with him.

Steam: Why are these popular?

I been checking Steam lately for gaming deals and I have been recommended a shit ton of these games.  It says its because I played some nudity game which I think is Conan Exiles. (I swear!)  After checking into these games, I realized there is a lot of lonely desperate and horny men out there.

Reading the reviews was actually pretty hilarious.   Here are a few of my favorite ones that I read. These are all from Dick, Dine and Dash.

POSTED: DECEMBER 24
when I die please delete this game off my steam library
POSTED: DECEMBER 23
Product received for free
Jesus Christ.
POSTED: DECEMBER 25
Product received for free
Yes dad, I am winning
POSTED: DECEMBER 24
10/10 more penis and less bugs than Cyberpunk
Posted: Dec 25 @ 7:38am
Another family friendly christian game thank you steam.
and top honors go to:
Posted: Dec 22 @ 3:26pm

as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

6/10

Second Life: Some weird shit over there

Surviving Second Life with some pro tips thrown in.

(Written with the help of my friend, Gigi)

Second Life has been a social game that’s been around for over a decade now.  There’s not much point to it.  There is no end game.  It’s just a place where people can socialize in a virtual realm.  It’s a place where I have met many friends and a few fuck wits.  It is still a place where I will log into for a chat and have a nice relax.  Like all games, if you can call it that, there are rules.  So here is a very loose guide for surviving Second Life.

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Appearance matters.  If you look like a noob, you are treated like one.  This is completely shitty but true.

Avoid “Breedables.”   They cause lag and suck the linden out of your wallet.  On an off note, you can’t see them breed.

Singing in a Karaoke contest does not make you a professional singer in Second Life.

Never cam or send real life pictures.  You never know what porn site they might end up on.

Meeting people in real life is going to be a disaster 90% of the time, unless you know them for over 4 years and even then, they may end up being a racist redneck from Jersey.

Most female avatars are male.  Very few females are male avatars.

Second Life is overrun with narcissists, sociopaths, psychopaths and a few borderlines.  All the gaslighting can be exhausting.

Ghosting is a thing and a lot of the Second Life population is dying of cancer.

If somebody asks you to pose on the ball, say no.  They just want to ass rape you.

Nobody in Second life is ugly in Real life.

There are modeling classes in Second Life.  Passing this course, does not actually make you a model in SL.

AFK hookers are a profession in Second Life.

Never give out your password to anybody.  (Not even the love of your life in SL)

Very few Second Life relationships last longer than a month.

If you are going to “disappear” and “reappear” as an alt, don’t hang out at the same locations as before and try to pick up the same women.  We know who you are, dipshit.

Gachas will ruin your life.

Don’t put your home landmark in your profile.  People will stalk and put tracking devices there.  (Welcome)

Flexi is not sexy.  Neither is white hair with bad tans and 80’s eagle tattoos.

Don’t be too judge-y in SL, even with the people wearing cow utters carrying a milking machine.

People will judge you.

Free stuff isn’t always good.

Organize your inventory and label those fucking folders.

Second Life is filled with perversion and some nice music.

Everybody has alts and sometimes, they are dual logged.

If you want people to speak with you, then keep your dick in your pants.

Make your dick size realistic if you do need to have it hanging out.

Chat hubs are a cesspool of stupidity and will melt your mind.

Being an SL designer requires hard work….repeat….HARD WORK.  It is not easy, and you will not be rich.

Use the Firestorm viewer. (Welcome)

Make your crosshairs private.

Learn to cam.  It will help you shop in a place with tons of lag.

If you went the extra mile and bought a mesh body, match the neck to the head.  I can’t take it anymore.

If you go to a club, it is not a rule that you have to play a gesture constantly.

Don’t beg for Linden and do not give money to beggars.

Most Dom’s are subs.

If you must meet somebody in real Life after knowing them in Second Life, be sure to ask them their penis size.  There is such a thing as being too big.

Sometimes, your ex boyfriends turn out to be secret furries.

Women will send you stolen pictures / fake nudes.  Just quit asking for them.  Match the hands / face/ breasts/ to all the pictures dumbass.

Don’t log off naked.

There will be times when you will somebody literally screwing anything.   Just turn away.

You don’t have to voice verify with anybody.  They just want to hear your sweet angel voice to jerk off to.

If you are going to combat in SL, realize there is lag because SL is not built to handle combat.  So you do not need to say every few mins “Why is there so much lag.”

Hope this all helps.  ❤

 

YouTuber Life: Where to find network assignments?

Been playing a new little tycoon game.  It’s cute and a total time waster but it took me forever to find where to get the assignments.

You need to be in a house that allows you to join networks

Once, you are moved into that house – there is a board on the wall with post it-notes.

Click that.  There are two tabs – events & assignments.

Click on the one for assignments.

Viola!

Second Life: Close

Just a little photo edit in Second life.

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