They told me that I had to wear pants.

KoKoLoReS has some new hairs & a gift out at HAIROLOGY!

Credits:

Hair: [KoKoLoReS] Hair – Lois (At HAIROLOGY)

Head: Catwa Lona Bento

Body: Maitreya Lara

Skin: YS&YS Jude Tone 02 Skin Applier CATWA Bento Heads and pink lipstick I got out of theYS&YS Danana Tone 02 pack.

Eyes: [Buzz] Elysium Eyes – Ice

Shirt: -Pixicat- Signe.Top (Stripes)

Underwear: Blueberry – Tinker Panties

Rings: (Yummy) Dark Magic Ring Set – Maitreya

Location: The Last Stop – Urban Rp 

Trying to find a boy with charm.

A couple of us opened a new sim for Urban roleplay; so if you enjoy roleplaying – check it out.  The Last Stop.

Also, KoKoLoReS has a new hair out for Gacha Garden.  It’s super cute.

Credits:

Hair: [KoKoLoReS] Hair – Julie

Head: CATWA HEAD Lona

Skin: .Atomic. Gacha_Elf Catwa Applier – Honey 4

Ears: .:[PUMEC] :. – / Mesh Ears\

Body: Maitreya Lara

Top: -tres blah- Knotted Tank

Location: The Last Stop

Dear Veruca: Ugly noob cock, Pushy friends and Hiding genders. Your questions answered!

I have some friends that demand I answer their messages right away.

a.       Tell your friends to fuck off and that you are busy or try to get better friends.  Find a stoner because they usually forget that they messaged you in the first place.

Why do people get upset if my cock doesn’t match my skin because in real life it doesn’t match?

a.       Your cock hopefully is only a little bit darker than your natural skin tone or a relatively close match to it.  If it’s twenty shades darker or orange, that’s where the issues come in.   I might be the only one on this but I’m not interested in seeing your weird dick either way. I would not get upset though. I would see you and go “Oh, there’s another dumb naked bastard.” If you know that people are getting upset at your off colored cock; why don’t you try to do one of the following:  A. Change the color of the cock to be more pleasant.  B.  Put the cock away because nobody wants to see it.  C. Throw the cock away.  Good luck.

If somebody’s profile says “No voice, no skype.”  Are they hiding their gender?

a.       Yeah, they probably are or they are like me and I hate being asked to skype/voice with them under the pretense of friendship when really, they just want to masturbate with their tiny digits while they make me listen.  I don’t know how many people have asked me to voice right from the get go.  I usually give the same answer “Fuck no.” Then they get all emo and are like “Wah..you must be a man!  I’m never talking to you again.”  Also, some people can’t voice because they have a family or at work etc.  If you need somebody to voice chat with you and it’s super important to have that in this game, then go to locations that encourage patrons to voice chat.  There’s a lot of them.  The designation guide can help you with this because personally, I wish people would quit asking me to voice chat.  I don’t want to hear your weird shit.  

 

Thank you to those that have sent me questions.  I still have a few more to answer and that will be coming soon.  If you want to send me a question – write it on a notecard and send it to veruca vandyke in Second Life.

Happy Halloween

New hair from Kokolores at Hocus Pocus!

Credits:

Hair:  [KoKoLoReS] Hair – Zirna (At Hocus Pocus – website will list the different ways to get the hud)

Head: CATWA HEAD Lona

Skin: Essences Tori

Eyes: [Buzz] Elysium Eyes – Ice

Eyeshadow: DeeTaleZ Appliers CATWA Heads “Beautiful Pastels MakeUp”

Lipstick: YS & YS

Outfit: -Pixicat- Sporty.Dress (Grey)

Body: Maitreya

You said forever.

A little more from the Catwa Powder Pack.  Link to the website here.

What I am wearing from the Powder Pack:

Skin: Essences Kira #Pale01 (Catwa Applier) (Body appliers are included!! Yay))

Eyeshadow: DeeTaleZ Appliers for CATWA Heads Beautiful Pastels MU

Lashes: ::Modish:: All-About-Eyes [Catwa PowderPack] October

 

Other credits:

Head: CATWA HEAD Lona

Ears: ^^Swallow^^ Ears Elf HD – High Definition

Hair: +Spellbound+ Jezebel – Medium

Eyes: {S0NG} :: Mieko // Pale Earth Eye

Body: Maitreya Lara

Location: Eclipse Tiny Place

 

Dear Veruca

I’m adding a new section to this site.  I feel that there is so many people in Second life that really need my mediocre advice.  So I am here for you.  Over this past week, I have received a few questions and I spent some time at my real life job preparing the answers instead of actually working.   If you have a question for me – Please, send a note card to: Veruca Vandyke

Q: My boyfriend wants to be a furry and I don’t know what to do.

A: I really feel for you receiving this tragic news.  Your boyfriend was a human Second Life avie one minute and in the next moment; he turned into something hairy and flea infested.  It must be a very confusing time for you.  This is a pivotal moment where you need to decide how much you actually like him?  Is he charming enough to carry though a few more weeks of your serious second life relationship before his real-life wife catches him?  Can he still emote like a human instead of a dog?  Are you even a pet lover? If the pros outweigh the con’s; then I would proceed with your relationship.  Maybe a good way to cope is to buy him a collar and take him for walks.

Q: I find it very off putting but when I’m heavy petting my girlfriend in SL. She will not remove her shoes?  Is this normal?

A: I understand your pain here.  It takes a lot of energy to convince somebody to sit on a pose ball and then to furiously type out your romantic intentions only to realize they are too lazy to take off their shoes.  It’s a rude awakening.  I’m afraid there is no subtle way to tell anybody without them getting offended.  Believe me, I have tried many, many ways. I have tried emoting, for example “/me takes off his shoes and tosses the heavy boots out the window. She watches the dog gnaw on them for a bit. She smiles and then proceeds to drape her body over his; whispering lowly in his ear on how their second life love will be eternal. “  I have also created a square prim over their feet but was accused of being insensitive.  So really, there is no win-win. You can either close your eyes as you type out your emote or just find somebody that understands your way of life.

Q: My friend looks like a noob and it’s embarrassing.  How do I tell them?

A: I think we all have that noob-ish friend that just won’t update their shit but help is here. Always trap them into a corner while carefully selecting your words.  Start out with something that will help them maintain their dignity, humanity or whatever ailment that they have and foremost, be respectful!  I look into their scared system eyes and say “Hey insert name, I like you.  You are a good person with a big caring heart but I wanted to mention that some people are comparing your style to desperate chat hub molesters.  Not me, of course, other people with damning evil souls.  Let’s go update you to mesh.”  It can be really that easy.

Ever since I was little

 

Just got my Powder Pack and lots of really nice stuff inside.  I also want to say kudos to the designers who put body appliers in with their skins.  It’s very much appreciated.

What I’m wearing from Powder Pack.

Skin: amara beauty – Powder Pack CATWA OCT 2017 – Joanna – In Shade 4.  (This alone is worth the pre-order price of this pack. L1500- She includes 12 shades with body appliers and a fantasy collection for Halloween too. Thank you!  These are awesome.)

Lipstick & Eyeliner: S.E CATWA MY BLOOD EYES&LIPS FATPACK MAKEUP APPLY

 

Other Credits:

Head: CATWA HEAD Lona

Hair: little bones. Tempest – Landslide

Eyes: [Buzz] Gleam Eyes – Chocolate

Body: Maitreya – lara

I’m going to do another blog this week.  There was so many things that I just adored in this pack and there was only so much I could fit on my face.

 

 

Funeral at dawn

Credits:

Hair: [KoKoLoReS] Hair – Toril- Naturals with roots (At Hairology )  This comes with a hair style hud too – 4 different styles.

Head: CATWA HEAD Lona

Skin: amara beauty – Powder Pack Feb 2017 – Kelly Beauty Kit w/ red lipstick that came with it.

Eyes:[Buzz] Aura Eyes – Pitch

Eyeshadow: Bossie Dollshadow in black

Body: Maitreya Lara

Dress: Stories&Co. by Flowey / Fiona Dress – Off White C88

 

 

Keeping your secrets

Credits:

Hair: TRUTH Margarita – Candy

Head: CATWA HEAD Lona

Skin: YS&YS Danana Tone 02 w/ pink lipstick that it comes with.

Eyes: [Buzz] Elysium Eyes – Winter

Eyeshadow: Bossie. doll eyeshadow [catwa]

Body: Maitreya Lara

Outfit: {Junbug} Lacy Darling [Cream]

Rings: {vincue} & Kibitz – Harty+Rings Bento Vista – silver

 

Avoidance

Credits:

Hair: [KoKoLoReS] Hair – Tyra (At HAIROLOGY)

Head: CATWA HEAD Lona v2.12

Skin: Glam Affair

Body: Maitreya

Eyes: [Buzz] Aura Eyes – Ice

Outfit: [Cynful] Rendezvous Romper – Nude

 

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