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BDO: Dungeon Portal – If you see this weird shit…

If you happen to be in the desert and you see this weird portal shit, do not go near it.  You will fall into a desert dungeon and get your ass beat fairly quick.  You will die almost immediately.    Then your limp body will be transported to the nearest safe spot which will be a far ass way from your horse.  You’ll have to run back to get your horse or find the nearest city where there is a stable to remotely collect it.  If you think you are strong enough to handle demonic beasts and you don’t care if you die in the most brutal way possible or that you have to search the desert for your damn horse, then by all means, fall down the hole.

BDO: Quest Tip – Unchained Curiosity

If you are on your way to discover Valencia City for the first time, you will probably run into this quest before you get there.

In this quest, you will need to discover Ibellab Oasis that is located in the desert.  You will have to find some travelers located right outside of Gahaz Bandits Lair.

(See Map Below)

When you reach these three travelers, be sure you are still on your horse because once you talk to one of them, they take off to Ibellab Oasis. Just “R” to chat to one of them and just follow the one to the Oasis.  (You don’t need to chat to all three)

Things you will need when you are in the desert – so prepare before you go:

  1. Water (Put the water on your hot bar)
  2. Star Anise Tea (To warm your body up at night)
  3. Compass (There are 3 parts to a compass – you can buy the parts off the marketplace then put together)
  4. Some type of ride (Horse or a Camel)
  5. Shovels (For quests later down the road)

Ipad Time Wasters: Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker

Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker

Genre: Dating / Stimulation

Summary:  You work at a dating agency and you goal is to find love connections for your clients.

Thoughts: 

Here are the bad ones first:  I think the graphics could be better.  It’s not the worst that I have seen but definitely not great.  Some parts of the game got a bit tedious especially if you ended up picking the same restaurant multiple times.  The good part is that I thought the game was hilarious.  I got several good chuckles from the situations that the characters were involved in and the game developers were really creative when it came to character names and hobbies. The mini games were challenging enough and in some cases, you could cheat if you wanted too.  I don’t mind being a cheater so that worked for me.  Below, there is a small guide for some tips & hints on how to play and do well.

Recommend:

I would recommend this especially if you are just looking for a relaxing casual game.

 

Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker Tips:

  • Pay attention to how the character’s appearance and their attire.  This is a clue on what type of personality they are.  You have, for example, geeky, sporty, hippie, edgy and etc.
  • Astrological signs are not that important.  It helps but it’s not important to make a relationship work.
  • You need two or more personality traits to match up in order for the characters to want to start a relationship. (This is the 3rd tab on the profile)
  • 3 star rated characters do not like going to 1 start restaurants.  VIP characters are even more picky. The date will give you a strike for this.
  • Your date will give you a strike if you take them to the same restaurant twice.
  • You can only talk about most topics one time with the exception of interests.  You can talk about that up to 3 times with the same date.  Do not pick the same interests each time though.
  • You get bonus points if both characters have matching professions or matching hobbies / likes.
  • If the character gets their heart broke three times, they will leave the agency.
  • If their date reaches 3 strikes during dinner, the date will walk out of the restaurant.
  • Every time, you unlock a restaurant; you are also unlocking new mini games.
  • If you know your date is an extrovert, you don’t have to worry about passing the farting mini game.  An extrovert will not care if you fart.
  • A date, who is an extrovert, will not care if you talk to your ex in the restaurant.  You will not have to lie.  If you are on a date with an introvert, you will have to lie or you will get a strike from your date.
  • In order for a couple to have children, they will have to be an A / A + pair.

Second Life: I got you a gift!

Hocus Pocus is out and it’s always a lot of fun to go do.  It’s an interesting event where you go to different stores and they have an item out that you can stand in front of and say “Hocus Pocus.”  If it works, you can get the item for free.  If it doesn’t work, you can go back the next day and try again or just buy it outright for 50L.  To read more about the event; check out this webpage.

Credits Here:  (Check at the landmark page at the top menu)

Hair: Kokolores: [KKLRS] Hair – Sybylla for Hocus Pocus!

Head: Catwa Lona

Eyes: Catwa Mesh Eyes

Eye Applier: -SU!- Darcey Eyes Fatpack

Skin: Pumec (Skin from the gacha machine inside store.)

Ears: .:[PUMEC] :.  – / Mesh Ears\   –    Bohemian

Body: Maitreya Lara

Outfit: BOYS TO THE BONE twig dress – blue

Pose: Hotdog – Heads or tails rat .Group gift

Second Life: Broke down in paradise

Events: Pose Fair is now open.  TP Here.   Also, check out Cosmopolitan

Credits: (Check landmark page for links)

Outfit Shirt & Pants: RUST REPUBLIC [silhouette] @ Cosmopolitan

Head: Catwa Lona

Skin: Pumec (skin in the gacha machine inside the store)

Eyes: Catwa Mesh Eyes

Eye Appliers: Suicidal Unborn – -SU!- Osanna Eyes Fatpack (The Fatpack has more color options)

Hair: DOUX – Jessa Hairstyle

Body: Maitreya Lara

Pose: ::WetCat:: ‘Fresh’ Prop set [Bento]

Location: Baja Isles 

Second Life: Little Lamb

Credits: (Check out landmark page for other landmarks)

Outfit: RUST REPUBLIC [a simpl truth] gray body maitreya (The owner is such a sweetheart.  Check her stuff out. Mainstore)

Head: Catwa Lona Bento

Skin: Pumec  (This is a skin in the gacha machine inside the store)

Eyes: Catwa Mesh Eyes

Eye Appliers: Suicidal Unborn – -SU!- Osanna Eyes Fatpack (The Fatpack has more color options)

Hair: Lamb. Wide Awake

Ears: HARO Ripped Ears

Rings: .pt. deity ring – delux – m

Body: Maitreya Lara

Pose: ::WetCat::& UnFlat ‘Winds’ Pinwheel

Second Life: Good Ole Fashion Stabbin

The Pose Fair is coming up on October 19th and KoKoLoReS has come out with some new poses. Tp to Pose Fair!

Credits:

Pose: [KoKoLoReS] Honey, I killed the pumpkin

Hair: KoKoLoReS – [KKLRS] Hair – Keira

Head: Catwa Lona Bento

Skin: Pumec (This is a skin in the gacha machine at the main store)

Eyes: Catwa Mesh Eyes

Eye Applier: Suicidal Unborn – -SU!- Osanna Eyes Fatpack (Fatpack has extra colors)

Body: Maitreya Lara

Dress: =Zenith=Witch dress (Bones) Maitreya

 

Second Life: Say those prayers on your knees

A Halloween look for Second Life!

Credits:

Head: Catwa Lona (Bento)

Skin: Pumec (This is a skin from a gacha machine inside the store)

Body: Maitreya

Hair: Doux Dreemdoll

Eyes: Catwa Eyes

Eye Appliers: Sarah Eyes pack by Madame Noir

Lips: Izzie’s – Bloody Lips

Eye Shadow: Bossie

Ears: ^^Swallow^^ Ears Elf HD – High Definition

Blood Body Tattoo: +Psycho Barbie+ [Satanic Blood]

 

 

Dumpster Fire: IPAD time waster

Party In My Dorm

Genre: Social

Summary:  Leveling up your character to earn cash and fight in party battles.

Thoughts:

I have seen the ad for this game everywhere and I resisted the urge to download it because I thought it would be incredibly stupid. Two days ago, I thought why not; it is a free download and I can review it on my site.  I still think it is incredibly stupid but I found myself actually enjoying it in all it’s stupid glory. The premise of the game starts out with you (your avie) in college and living in a dorm.  In this dorm, you rent out rooms to other students.  These students help improve your intelligent & strength stats.  On a side note, this game is not realistic at all.  The stats that you build up are important in several areas but mostly in battles. You need a lot of cash to advance in the game and there is several ways to do this without using real money.   I didn’t get the impression that you had to put in any real money into the game unless you wanted too. I put in a couple of dollars because I did not want the default avatars.  The most fascinating aspect of this game was the chat area.   It was a big deep pool of perverts and a cluster fuck of horny young men.  I really felt at home there.  There was also a high volume of lesbians and that surprised me. With all this social interaction, it was a little overwhelming especially when the club leader tried to find me a boyfriend kind of without my permission.   Since it’s only day two of the game, I felt I needed to wait on having a gamer boyfriend.   I did get a myriad of boyfriend offers after I posted that I was looking for “a mediocre man with waxed balls.”  (See picture below)  So if I was in desperate need of a gamer boyfriend, I know I can definitely find at least a mediocre one with smooth balls. That was very hopeful.   Another thing I noticed in chat was that people were constantly asking for role play.  I was not sure if their definition of role play was the same as mine.  My idea of role play is typing out several paragraphs to form a story with another person as the character you set up.   I have not jumped into role play in this game to see if anybody actually did that or if they just typed horny filth to each other.  If I do a follow up, I will let everybody know.

Recommend: Even though, there isn’t a ton of brains required for this game, I do find this enjoyable.  It is also free so that is a bonus.  I would recommend this if you are into social games and don’t mind a bunch of horny fucks messaging you constantly.

Dumpster Fire: Life Advice

Real advice for desperate people: It’s not good advice – it’s just advice.

I asked a few of my Facebook followers to provide me with some questions & problems that they were in dire need of assistance with.  I decided to share this advice with everybody so I never have to repeat anything again in the future.

 

Question:   My wife and sister argue non-stop at every gathering we go too.  We have to invite both of them or there will be even more drama.  What can we do to get them to stop?

Answer:  It really boils down to who do you like better?  Do you like your wife or your sister?  If the whole family takes a vote and decided who is more likable, the winner will be the one invited to all future family functions.   The loser will be disowned.  If you just want to disqualify somebody without a vote, just research to see if your sister is adopted and problem solved.

Question:  My child is extremely addicted to their IPAD and I have no idea what to do.

Answer: Hide the IPAD in an undisclosed location while they are asleep.  When your little angel wakes up and throws a bitch fit, spray them with a power washer.  You might have to do this for several days until they get their attitude in check.

Question:  I have serious road rage.  I hate being cut off and I just get in a blind fury.  Will drugs help me?

Answer:  I’m sure drugs will help you and keep the roads safer.  (But if  you were that prick behind me this morning, laying on the horn, you can fuck off.)

Question:  I am addicted to male porn but I am not gay.  I’m ashamed to admit it but sausage parties turn me on.

Answer:  You probably are gay with a serious porn addiction.  I would not feel bad about it though because the world is filled with freak shows. If you just go ahead and announce on Facebook, everybody will know and be aware of it. The first few days, you will be mocked non stopped or defriended but after that, everybody will forget or not care. Good luck.

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